i got 99 problems and 97 of them are due by the end of the week
The other two were due last week
Rihanna is like your older sister who comes home for thanksgiving and lets you smoke her weed and tells you about her sex stories
i have this problem where i don’t have enough time to actually do things because i’m too busy sitting on my ass doing nothing
single bells, single bells, single all the way, Oh what fun it is to ride nothing because I’m single, and no one wants to love me.
when people say “i dont believe in science”
what are you even talking about
does anyone else find it immensely comforting to have someone touching you? not like poking or tickling you or like sexually just feeling some other person being beside you and like your elbows or legs or something are touching and you’re like oh this person is alive too